Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Funny Cards

Before you, I used to hate Valentines day. But now that we're together, I love it more then anything. Even more then you.

The worst part about not getting to see you everyday is you not getting to see me. Between my elegent haircut and tight buttocks, i'm practically perfect.
I love that we don't let things like the fact that i'm prettier or funnier get in the way of our perfect friendship.

You're such a great dad that I don't even care that I inherited your short, pear-like body features. Well, actually I do but today's not the day to make you feel bad about it.
It's days like these I wish I had long monkey arems like you, that way whenever we missed eachother we could just stick out our arms and practically touch.
Good friends like you are hard to find. Luckily I have enormous pupils.
I'm so happy you're getting married i'm not even jealous, except for at night when i'm in my closet eating ice cream. Alone.
I'm so excited for you and not at all jealous. Okay i'm a little jealous but not in a creepy way. Okay fine, it's a little creepy.
It's so obvious everyone wants to be me. Not because i'm so breathtaking but because I have you. And you're perfect.

I know you're the best mom because wherever you go, people are always looking and pointing at you. Of course, they could be pointing at that retarded haircut of yours.
Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Not everyday, Yesterday you were pretty annoying.
I found this website with all these funny cards you can give to people for different occasions. I love them! So funny!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Christmas is in the Air

The smell of gingerbread is in the air, the tree is coming up, gingerbread houses are being made, listening to Toby Keith Christmas music! Yep, looks like Christmas!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Best Thanksgiving Ever!

For thanksgiving this year my uncle (Eek) and my grandma came down from Arizona. We did a ton of eating... I mean a ton! My grandma made a lot of lists so we could go get more food to eat, again. On Saturday we went to the Gateway up in SLC for Melissa's birthday. We did some shopping and a lot of walking. We also saw Breaking Dawn. Pretty sure it was super loads of fun!