|Before you, I used to hate Valentines day. But now that we're together, I love it more then anything. Even more then you.|
The worst part about not getting to see you everyday is you not getting to see me. Between my elegent haircut and tight buttocks, i'm practically perfect.
You're such a great dad that I don't even care that I inherited your short, pear-like body features. Well, actually I do but today's not the day to make you feel bad about it.
I know you're the best mom because wherever you go, people are always looking and pointing at you. Of course, they could be pointing at that retarded haircut of yours.
|Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Not everyday, Yesterday you were pretty annoying.|